It's either a sign of human progress or the end of days. A man known as Justin has started posting his father's random pronouncements on Twitter, and nearly half a million people have found this interesting enough to follow him. His profile reads, "I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says". But Justin's dad's words really are awesome. Check out these veritable pearls thrown before the swine of the social media sty:

 

 

Although most of the quotes are plain-spoken, acerbic and somehow suspiciously funny (suspicious only because they're so good you wonder if Justin is blessed not so much with a brilliantly funny father, but rather with a gift for sounding like a brilliantly funny 73 year old), his wide-ranging and largely spot-on opinions on topics such as pet care, food preparation, raising children, making drinks, and how to identify a stripper all prove testament to the uniquely engaging environment of the multigenerational family home. You're left amused and touched and oddly nostalgic for days when we all had the opportunity to live with and know our parents better throughout adulthood.

 

 

Read more gems at http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays