If only they were dead, this record would never have happened. It's a total waste of natural resources and about as experimental as Westlife. Whoever gets off on this sort of pseudo-easy listening crap is right now lounging in some goddawful bar in Clapham, wearing a Pornstar t-shirt and shouting at the top of his voice about how he grew up listening to Cole Porter. When actually he grew up thinking Genesis were the height of cool.